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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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