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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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