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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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