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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮
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