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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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