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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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