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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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