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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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