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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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