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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pennywise eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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