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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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