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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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