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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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