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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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