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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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