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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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