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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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