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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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