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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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