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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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