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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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