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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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