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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tilly eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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