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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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