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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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