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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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