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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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