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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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