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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Molly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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