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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pennywise eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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