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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Frodo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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