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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖
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