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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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