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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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