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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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