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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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