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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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