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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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