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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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