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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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