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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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