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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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