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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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