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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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