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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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