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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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