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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺
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