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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺
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