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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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