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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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