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Pet death

My step-auntie Hortense had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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